Steveo35
Ohio
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Got any good puns? Here is my first one.....
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. 
The Stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger'. 
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TheOhef
South Carolina
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A toothless termite walked into a bar and immediatly asked, "Where' the bartender?".
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Dave&Sue
Mid Illinois
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the other is probably his lunch bag 
If at first you don't succeed--don't try sky diving!!
I'd rather be camping
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gasbag
Washington State
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Steveo35
Ohio
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
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Steveo35
Ohio
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again, that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Mr. Camper
ARKUSA
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Okay, where's the moderator with the delete button when you need one?
Mr. Camper
Mrs. Camper
Tipper, PoLar, Ginger (Our fuzzy kids)
2004 Dodge Ram 2500 5.9TD HO 4x2 Quad Cab SLT SWB
2005 Fleetwood Prowler Regal AX6 300FQS
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downtheroad
Puget Sound
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The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"
GMC Duramax/Allison (LBZ)
Komfort 277TS Our Rig Picture
Reese Dual Cam HP
Lots of other stuff nobody cares about
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Steveo35
Ohio
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Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
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MT Pokets
Greenville Indiana
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Two cannibals ate a clown. One says to another, "Hey this taste funny to you?"
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