pjsky
Renner SD/Yuma AZ
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I dreamt that I was a muffler. When I woke up, I was exhausted.
Dodge V10 Ram pulling a New Vision 5er
No person is completely worthless ..... one can always serve as a bad example.
PAUL AND JAN
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Vulcaneer
Northern New England
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A horse walks in to the bar. The bartender asks..."Hey, why the long face?"
2006 F350 V10 4X4 SC SB SRW 4.30 22,500 GCWR
Keystone Sprinter 33'9" 12,500 GVWR
Pullrite Super Glide 18K
Super Duty, Super Cab, SuperGlide
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Vulcaneer
Northern New England
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I am scizophrenic. And so am I.
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Steveo35
Ohio
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? 
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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Steveo35
Ohio
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why' they asked, as they moved off.
'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
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downtheroad
Puget Sound
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"
GMC Duramax/Allison (LBZ)
Komfort 277TS Our Rig Picture
Reese Dual Cam HP
Lots of other stuff nobody cares about
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Tom_Diane
Luzerne IA
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If this rain keeps up .....It won't come down!
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Steveo35
Ohio
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
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Galvorien52
On The Road Again
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oooooh, these are good!
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Liriope
Sun City AZ 85351
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A skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop".
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