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Albuquerque, New Mexico
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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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DenaliDaveB
Bright, In. USA
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2005 F250 PSD 4x4
2005 Denali 26FB-DSL
Me, Wife, sometimes teen age Daughter
Lola the Yorkie-poo aka "The Boss"
Parker the Peak-a-poo aka "The New Guy"
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WV Coalminer
West Virginia
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Thanks ALBQ, I needed a good laugh after work.
Bill & Julie
2008 Newmar Grandstar 3750, FRED Chassis, Cummins 6.7 liter 340 HP
2008 Smart Car
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UltimaRV
USA & Europe
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Walked back to the bedroom and told the wife this joke -- we both started laughing. Good one!
Dian, Robert & Precious - Presently RV'ing in Europe!
2000 45' Featherlite Vogue 5000, tag, slide, Detroit Series 60
2006 19' Towcorp enclosed trailer w/60" tongue
2004 13' Ultima GTR (9.9 seconds standing quarter mile)
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