javaseuf
California's Gold Coast
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As useless as a screen door in a submarine.
Steve
2007 Springdale 291RKL
2009 F150, 5.4 ltr.
1986 Palomino Hard-Side PUP
"Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill, but since we're on our way down, we might as well enjoy the ride". ("The Secret Of Life", James Taylor).
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hershey
Albuquerque,(fulltime) NM, USA
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Judge Judy's best while describing teenagers:
"they ain't finished cookin' yet".
hershey - albuquerque, nm
Someday Finally Got Here
My wife does all the driving - I just get to hold the steering wheel.
Superman was an illegal alien.
Expedition - Suzuki Grand Viagra
NASCAR 14 - 99 - 5
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rondynowincomfort
Lebanon, OR.
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Half a bubble off plum.
I'm also not to sure how much this has to do with telling someone they are goofy as opposed to just plain dumb.
I did like the "wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead" that was cute.
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opnyn8d
Michigan
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Couldn't understand the fruit reference, then realized you were making fun of their intelligence with a joke on "half a bubble off plumb". Very droll, good work!
He ain't drivin' with his headlights on.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
When they passed out brains, you thought they said "trains" and asked for a little one that blows smoke and runs backwards.
Doesn't have 2 IQ points to rub together.
A few more IQ points and he could be a rock.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Nearly as bright as a nightlight.
5 billion sperm, and you're the best they could do?
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.
If brains were dollars, you couldn't make change for a nickle.
He's a charter member of Densa.
Not bright enough to spell "cat" if you spotted him the "c" and "a."
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
And the list grows. This is fun. I've even learned some new ones! I want more.
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RRBob
Mid-West
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He must be twins, cause no one man could be that dumb.
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want2snowbird
Washington State
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If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
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BULLETLS1
Guatemala, C.A. (NOT Dakotas, Wyoming, Iowa...)
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HE/SHE ISN´T RUNNING ON ALL EIGHT CYLINDERS!
I I HAVE A DATE WITH ETERNITY, AND I DON´T WANT TO BE LATE!
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we_rv
USA
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Number than a pounded thumb.
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Surfingfool
California
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Dumber then a small pink soap dish.
Doesn't have all his Corn Flakes in one box.
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2milesup
Leadville, CO
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About as sharp as the leading edge of a basketball.
Jerry, Lori and Parker the Chocolate Lab
2000 Chevy 2500 7.4L 4X4
2007 Dutchmen Lite 18B
Reese Pro Series SC, Prodigy, Honda EU2000i
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