tonkatoys
maine
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Enjoy! These are so funny! Way too funny!!
>>
>> What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover
the joy in it!
>> These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
>>
>> JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
>> After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one
>> for cold
>> milk?'
>>
>> MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
>> so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
remember
>> you
>> must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
>>
>> STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so
much
>> that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
>>
>> BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
>> vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
>> explained it
>> was a child-proof cap and she 'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide
with
>> wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
>>
>> SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please
don't
>> give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
>>
>> DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do
I
>> cost?'
>>
>> MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
>> kissing
>> in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why
>> is
>> he whispering in her mouth?'
>>
>> CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
>> what
>> was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen
with this bed
>> when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
>>
>> JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man
>> named
>> Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife
>> looked
>> back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened
to
>> the
>> flea?'
>>
>> TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
>> wrinkled
>> woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why
>> doesn't your skin fit your face?'
>>
>> The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
>> sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward
>> heaven
>> and a rapturous look on his upturned face.. 'Without you, we are but
>> dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
>> daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in
>> her
>> shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
>> Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles....
>>
>>
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, loudly proclaiming---WOW WHAT A
RIDE!!!
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10tca01
Columbia Missouri
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Hehe, too funny!
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Hiker3
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Good ones!
One of my favorite stories is the about the little 3 year old boy taking his first airline flight.
As they rolled down the runway to get speed to take off, all passengers got quiet....until the wheels lifted from the pavement into the air -- and a little 3 year old voice hollered in surprise as gravity took over, "Ooooh S***!"
Seems the little guy expressed what the adults were feeling and everyone burst out laughing.
Livin Lite Quicksilver 8.0 (Folding Tent Camper) only 900 lbs!
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10tca01
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Hiker3 wrote:Good ones!
One of my favorite stories is the about the little 3 year old boy taking his first airline flight.
As they rolled down the runway to get speed to take off, all passengers got quiet....until the wheels lifted from the pavement into the air -- and a little 3 year old voice hollered in surprise as gravity took over, "Ooooh S***!"
Seems the little guy expressed what the adults were feeling and everyone burst out laughing.
That's what I was thinking when I took my first flight this summer, to Hawaii. That's also what I thought when we hit the turbulance at night, over open water...that was scary!
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