WTTCS
freedom , U.S.A.
Senior Member
Joined: 07/28/2003
View Profile
|
Most know, but Earl is my best friend and he fulltimes around the country doing odd jobs. This he sent me just broke me up and I have to share with some.
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old worker(Earl who is workamping there). He tells the worker, "I need to inspect this ranch for illegally grown drugs." Earl says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Earl. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
Earl nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get 'gored' before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
Earl throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
" Your BADGE... Show him your BADGE!!!"
1997 chev crew cab 454, 5 sp. 4.10
2000 Fleetwood Caribou 11.5
2006 3500RL Montana
|
weathershak
Delaware
Senior Member
Joined: 12/11/2006
View Profile
|
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY
Don't like the view?? Then change it and Go Camping    Our pics
|
96Bounder30E
Orange County, CA
Moderator
Joined: 11/21/2002
View Profile
Good Sam RV Club
 Offline
|
Moved from General RVing Issues
|
Dave&Sue
Mid Illinois
Senior Member
Joined: 07/28/2006
View Profile
|
lets just hope his badge isn't red
If at first you don't succeed--don't try sky diving!!
I'd rather be camping
|
bud121156
Shelby, North Carolina
Senior Member
Joined: 04/15/2007
View Profile
Offline
|
Donnie
North Carolina
07 Fleetwood Westlake
|
|
|
campin4kids
Indiana
Senior Member
Joined: 05/07/2007
View Profile
Offline
|
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.
|
Luv To Fish
Prosper, Texas
Senior Member
Joined: 02/10/2001
View Profile
Good Sam RV Club
Offline
|
That's an old joke but still funny.
One Beautiful Wife
Two Great Dogs
2007 Fleetwood Revolution 40 LE
Someday Has Come....
COMMON SENSE, NEVER LEAVE HOME W/O IT !
|
Dick A
Spokane
Moderator
Joined: 12/15/2002
View Profile
Good Sam RV Club
Offline
|
Another example of Wacky's prized bull.
2009 Tiffin 43QBP
US Gear UTB
|
dmatt
Ventura County, CA
Senior Member
Joined: 07/29/2003
View Profile
Good Sam RV Club
Offline
|
Thanks for the laugh.....needed it today.
Don, Jackie and the Boyz
Madison our baby Aussy Shepard
O'Malley the Alley Cat
2007 Four Winds Dutchmen 29R-Ford E-450 V-10 towing a 2008 Toyota Matrix XR
Our camping photos
|
